That's my boy!

Such a Dickwad.

There are billions of Asians in the world. Your argument is not only invalid, but vapid.

Tremendous work.

He had a great argument until he used "a" instead of "an".

It's what the News reported: "A player who retires because he is physically unable to perform, even if he’s later suspended, would still get the full amount of his contract."

There's more in the Daily News article. If he retires because of the injury/surgery he can't collect the remainder of the contract. But if he attempts to play again and can't he can go on the "Physically Unable to perform" list which entitles him to the remainder of his contract (think Albert Belle, who finished his…

Poor A job.

Those cops should be wearing rubber gloves.

Livin the dream.

Why the hell doesn't Gawker have a music blog/affiliate?

It's Craig Sager's young clone.

An organization has a monetary penalty for an infraction.Same organization cannot prove with science that infractions occured.Organization can punish employees for infraction.

So there's absolutely no way they would televise this whole episode today right?

Duane Allman had weird facial hair well before it was cool in the 20th century.

Finally the Duane on DUAN!

It's a shame most ballparks aren't equipped with 5,000+ SQUARE FOOT video screens.

Not a single friend goes with him? NO BRO CODE BRO!

By linking to his story, you just validated his bullshit.

This Town needs an enema!