Carlton plays Hockey?

Has the Spins.

Wicked Wasted.

Wasted.

Wasted.

It's a cromulent gif.

Meh. Your product is clearly superior, no need to give them the attention.

Whattya call a guy who hangs out with a bunch of Harvard musicians?

How the fuck is this part of a sport, and how is "The Leafs had gone 3 games without a fight, their longest streak of the season" a legitimate stat?

Dumb comment. Revis was injured all year.

Tyson Chandler had 28 rebounds.

So. She has quite an Adam's apple...

So you'd rather they pay him 2.65 million to not play for them?

Man a few pics and this post would have actually been like...

Obviously they'd rather watch it in the dark.

It's truly amazing that not a single motherfucking editor at ESPN had the balls to contradict Gregg about his impression of Twitter (which I guarantee he has never "logged into")

I read a description of this yesterday, but of course Deadspin comes through with the video.

I wish he still went by Zowie Bowie.

It's worth mentioning that Tom Brady got fined 10 grand for attempting to rid the world of Ed Reed's future spawn.

What's worse, Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend, or AJ McCarron's fake girlfriend?