Super marketing fail, he isn't even taking this opportunity to market his own shirt:

To be fair, he did try to hail a cab, but no cab driver in NYC would pick that guy up.

His excuse to police " I was just goin to get a god damned snack!"

"Otherwise, the list of Ineses will continue to grow, and so will all those campdicks."

@Phintastic: Do you mean Swiss?

Sly Stallone is currently writing Rocky 7 with him in mind.

Minutes later Mr. Merrill accused his "filthy bastard of a son-in-law" of stealing his Jeter rookie card and berated the nurse on duty for serving his apple sauce without raisins.

Somebody needs a god damned snack.

Personally, I'm glad Tom got paid. Hopefully now he can afford a freakin' haircut, Hippie.

@vodkanaut: But just imagine if Gilbert Gottfried was there to do the Mets version of The Aristocrats...

There haven't been this many guys on a field searching for rock since the '86 Mets!

Dimebag Darrell's replacement: Carafe Carl

If you don't want senile old Hispanics wandering into your apartment how about you, yknow, LOCK THE DOOR?

It's a smart move for MLS and soccer in the US. Especially with the addition of Thierry Henry, and possibly, imminently, Ronaldinho, keeping the most high-profile US player playing domestically can only benefit the perception of soccer here, and ultimately help the USMNT in the future. This is the time to try to…

@ineedsmass: I'm not sure I get your point either.

@DAULERIO: Can you please outlaw the name "Landycakes" now? Dude is a man.

AJ the deadhead, I had no idea. You really should catch Furthur this summer.

Gotta kill me some Mexicans in RDR, I reckon.

In before the "Why are you writing about soccer, this is a sports blog!" posts.

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