God Scots are ugly.

Don't expect a response from Simmons. Due to the mistake, it won't show up on his Hourly self-google.

At the Bottom: "Safety meetings @call by First AD...."

Rule #1: Always wear sneakers when tripping.

Why is he sitting next to Selma Greene?

@HockeyMountain: ♫ When you're staring down the batter and you feel something splatter...

@deliciousburglar: Some would argue that wow is fun, and not work.

Seriously Barry, Please put in some time learning about actual relevant happenings in World Soccer if you're going to cover the World Cup.

Um. It's Brian Ching. Who cares? If he's putting in significant time at the WC Finals we've got bigger problems.

Wait, it isn't obvious to everyone that Sanchez like the men?

Thanks for the Dead AJ.

It will be fun to see what happens with the NFL's policy of testing for cannabis when CA legalizes in November. I see that they test because it is illegal, but the analgesic/anti-inflammatory properties, if ingested properly (read: not smoked), would be way more beneficial to guys who constantly need painkillers.

@Drew Magary: To be fair, Bill's a little sensitive after realizing Klosterman was calling him a remorseless racist for 30 minutes.

I didn't know Joe Theismann played for Arsenal.

Worst. Bar Mitzvah. Ever.

Meh, who cares, I only watch sports on delay anyway to fast forward through the commercials. FUNBC.

I'm pretty sure that's a dude.

Huh, and here I thought he just didn't know pi.

Rahm Emanuel thinks this is fucking retarded.

There's obviously an unwritten rule against shootings during a Super Bowl.