Disagree - Your calf muscle doesn’t necessarily ball up like that.

I hear you, man... I’m in Vancouver, so basically the same problem. I’d have to move halfway to Alberta. I basically sold it to myself in about 6-7 years. A guy who’d been looking for one forever and his kids had just grown up enough to not need car seats anymore.

I had a lot of time to prepare myself for it (turns out selling 16-year-old cars for a premium price on craigslist/autotrader takes a while...).

Getting hit by a car > Springsteen/Seger

I win.

If I were a professional athlete, I’d believe in god too.

Jeter continues to want to take credit for other people’s larger contributions.

This is why I come to Deadspin.

The Katz out of the bag.

I suspect it was the guy in the white hat:

I’d argue that getting hit by a car should be quite a bit higher on the list... Depending on how hard a hit it was, it really could be very smelly. What with the shitting of one’s self.

Damn... they have fancy single sex public facilities in Oxford.

I’m not sure about that... I was having a discussion with my sister about Donald vs. four MORE years of GWB, and we unequivocally decided on GWB as Donald has a legit first 100 days potential of ending the world. Gotta think that outweighs any benefit for telling jokes.

Awwwwww yeah, it’s time for a lye down.

This is pretty clever.

I hate that steering wheel so much. It looks like the steering wheel from a futuristic car in a bad 80s movie.

This guy always gets the blame.

The want is so strong.

This engine was also used in the SLK 32 AMG. Both cars were, even at the time, pretty dog shit.

Apparently the personal injury lawyers in Detroit need a spelling lesson.