This is the least corrupt league Gronk has ever participated in.

This is the kind of article I expect to see on another site, then come to Deadspin to see them shit on it. Seeing so many people pick apart a 20-year-old dropping 70 points in an NBA game is absurd. Folks are really highlight truthering and policing the joy of a kid.

“So the big question here, is Booker’s basketball star potential to actress hotness ratio going to be a like Lindsay Lohan, where her amazing hotness peaked at age 20 and her return could be measured at pennies on the dollar in the years after that?

That puts him past the aforementioned Jordan (whose best night was 69)

“Instead of 69 he shoulda gone for 75, that way he’d get ate more”

hit publish too soon because i’m drunk. i believe it was the last game of the season, and if not very close to

Nice.

69 +1

Devin “one better than 69" Booker.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

You both need to be Monitored.

Iguana laugh at your joke, but I just can’t.

Linesman: “we’re trying to play tennis here”

I found a much better youtube clip than the one you guys are using.

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.

I still miss Grantland. It was a good thing.



One day a font will be invented with smoke coming from it, to indicate the hotness of the takeness.

ETA

Yeah, but check out the amazing use of Times New Roman!

Wish him well. The first pro football game I ever attended was the AFC Championship game, Peyton’s last in Denver, where he and Miller absolutely destroyed Brady and went on to win the Super Bowl.

He was making acid wash jeans.