Tony Allen never ever didn’t give a shit. I feel like he hit his ceiling, bounced off, looked around all confused, and then jumped repeatedly into his ceiling over and over. Rondo is only ever almost great when he’s on national television.

Dunk Champs are like pornography: Nice.

I love everything about this.

Did you get to keep all fifty bucks, or did you have to spend some on Officially Licensed Apparel?

NBA players get criticized for overreacting when they use language like this, but the only difference between Donald Sterling and most other owners past and present is Sterling operated with less shame. He enjoyed having a cadre of athletic black men he could literally own and control. When one of those people is…

Good story.

Relax. Lawry’s always salty.

‘He helped vacate some meaningless wins, so I’m buying us all tickets to fly to Brazil so we can all shit on his fucking corpse! I’m only sorry I don’t have a dick that I can nut all over his dead face with!’

Oof, this is really going to drop his stock in the next update of Chad Ford’s 2012 NBA Draft rankings.

For a minute there Phil Jackson saw “Former Syracuse Star Melo Dies” and got super excited.

I know the Kings have rightfully been killed on this site for various issues, but, as Kings fan since 1985, there has been some fun basketball to be seen this year.

We could care less that “most unique” isn’t proper English...

Well, then, he’s probably bald as fuck.

“Irregardless” is also incorrect. Don’t hate us because we’re literate.

+1 intensive purposes

Aw, cum on!

Not the same end-of-game excitement as any of these that have been mentioned (also not as many people care about soccer, which is fine), but Leicester City winning the Premier League deserves a shout for being part of a wild 2016 sports year.

Irregardless, Boston sucks.

Hallway Greetings:

Yes, it’s that firm grasp of the English language that Boston suburbs are known for.