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Upon further research, my facts might be off.

Yes, agreed. My personal rule of thumb is to only kick women sober enough to really feel it, you know?

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

Seriously, Tom, can you guys please fucking focus on what really matters: did he stand respectfully during the pledge of allegiance or not?

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

Oy! I finished in the money this week! I KNOW FOOTBAW

Yes, that would be shady but seeing how it’s Drew, you could give him all the data in the world and he’d still lose.

The implication is that a man with a bunch of ties to DK might have someone on the inside helping him out. It’s not exactly a stretch.

If you are aware of lineup data before you pick your team, you have advance knowledge of which players will give you a higher relative advantage should they score.

I like your bold anti-child beating stance.

I guess Peterson just wanted to switch things up.

The ol Ship of Brisseus paradox.

The Patriots are combing the rulebook to see how many of Brady’s parts can be affixed while still being legally considered Jacoby Brissett.

You don’t know that, there’s a possibility they could play Cincinnati.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, it is ok. Both of you can equally be annoying as fuck at this point. No need to fight over it.

The taunting call was bad when you look at it in slow-mo (looks like it was intended for the ref but got stuck to Pryor’s gloves or something and wobbled down to Webb), but at full speed it looks flaggable.

If I remember correctly - and I think I do - "peppa puddin" is Bill Cosby's name for a post-analingus sneeze when a little bit of poop comes out of your nose.