Not some homely liberal dick, but a beautiful conservative dick.

“to see Diplo push buttons on his laptop”.

That explains why there are thousands of these littering the city.

The basketball ring comment alone had to have cost him 15 percentage points.

My whole point is that I think that segment is much smaller than you realize, albeit very loud.

I’m really starting to believe your writing on Deadspin is some long-form social experiment

I think you're referencing a small segment of overly vocal, prideful book readers. I read all the books and love the show and find it exhilarating to not have any hint of what will happen, and I'd imagine most who have read the books feel the same way.

Now we have to hate Space Jam too? Is anything safe from being Burnekoized, even when Burnekoisn’t the author?

But did he smoke weed?

It’s actually only 13 pages and Sam Hinkie already leaked it

Amazing

If Paul and Griffin are healthy right now it’s a completely different story in terms of “able to get it done”. They surely dispatch the good but flawed Blazers and then they take on a Warriors team without Steph, who they ALWAYS play competitively. This Clippers team had a real window for literally only 24 hours. But…

There are literally two sentences about the Warriors in five paragraphs.

It’s been Solange since she’s been single!

I've always looked to Magary for tips on what fashions are cool and good.

If he had been asked to describe his meals or garb that day it would have been 4 pages long.

Hey! Looks like you accidentally went to the wrong site to comment - ESPN.com and bleacherreport.com are really suffering without your hilarious Lebron puns and takes.

You're right about half the highlights are from away games

Yes surely this one isolated example of one woman not knowing how long baseball games take is representative of the entire gender.

On a sidenote, I love how the MLB web player has no volume or pause controls on it once you hit play. Just like Goose Gossage remembers.