Another youth lost to the dangerous music of Harvey Danger smfh.

I don’t get this 7-1 joke - can someone fill this dullard in?

It’s almost as if Blake’s pattern of ridiculous histrionics with officials made them intentionally ignore his pleas in this instance.

Why does your username have a J in it instead of an I?

Minnesota, Milwaukee, Utah, Philadelphia, and Denver all have better young cores than the Lakers. And those are just the teams who aren’t in contention.

Sure, they can just dust off the recruiting strategy that so effectively wooed LaMarcus.

Yeah the answer is clearly Tavaris Jackson

Well, after taking to heart your revolutionary idea of having me Google the evidence to back up your claim, I did come across this message board discussion in the top five results of “Dez+Bryant+Douche”. So, your belittling comment was sure justified, I guess. http://www.thesportsfannetwork.com/forums/thread/…

What exactly is Dez’ history of “being a douche”?

Huh. I guess his early career defensive lapses made me incorrectly assume he was a liability on D being covered up by a great D around him.

Basketball is played on both sides of the floor..

This is the type of comment that someone who has very little experience interacting with attractive, smart women would make.

Those Guys Have All The Fun 2 is going to be a hell of a read.

Listen..I know its so very difficult to read an article all the way through before ripping down to the comments to deliver your world changing opinion, but if you did read the article and see how Barry discusses Marshalls own history, it may prevent you from looking like a fool next time.

If anyone doesn’t like this excellent joke, you have no chance of friendship with me.

Lol bro. You tell me I need to be intellectually honest and that I live in fantasy world and then you say we agree on the underlying sociological situation? You talk yourself in circles to disguise the fact that you’re kinda a dick, kinda illogical, and probably kinda racist. Peace.

OK got it. We’ve added face tattoos and gold grills to handguns along with items you are going to profile against.

I think we are on the same page as far as not wanting gunmen in our store.

Especially when he and Jay Cutler have shown to have an awesome dysfunctional bromance synergy. They kinda even out each others unlikeable qualities.

This is a really good joke in that alternate universe where Jay Cutler is universally known to have clock management issues