This is hilarious, but also, is it REALLY that hard to deal with the opposite gender? I mean there are nuances to it, but at the end of the day, both genders want really similar things from a relationship. Lifting someone up, listening, being there for them, entertaining them, having great sex, sharing great moments…

And we already have so much evidence that Landry just will never fit in that well with a major football team.

dude. you have a really really wrong way at looking at this. A girl going home with a guy doesn’t mean anything. Yes yes I get it, as a fellow dude, that it is implied when you’re going home that you’re gonna smash, but that doesn’t mean entitled. You should really really get that way of thinking changed. Also, the…

Worth the googling to understand^

this is hilarious

“If you’re a male and want hair that will be, at very best, unnoticeable, don’t spend more than $25 for a haircut.”

Word up. Thanks for helping me!

So..week 2>postseason?

This is one of the funniest qualifiers ever.

Personally a big fan of the “one-hit wonders” album that Jump Around is featured on

I won one of these on Forza Horizon 2’s lottery system, and it became my most drived car in the game. I wonder how much more I’d love it in, you know, real life?

Sadistic +1

Exactly. He could have made his (over simplified, still probably stupid) point without generalizing an entire country’s intelligence.

“Mark Davis and Reggie MacKenzie look like a children’s show that got caught in a chemical fire.”

are you hiring?

Maybe Me7o is just trying to earn the Re2pect of other New York sports icons.

Definitely agree that the Nugs got robbed here..but in what world is Lawson a top 10 pg?

Lol this insult is so funny. Not even T-Pain uses autotune anymore. Slamming the talent of new music versus old music has been happening for generations. Glad you’re continuing that trend.

Sweet. Can’t wait to read more long-forms on musical artists and genres that haven’t been relevant for 15 years.

The “male lead”? Please tell me how you have no idea who Bill Hader is.