OMG NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THE KNICKS

America has been on pins and needles thinking about this very topic.

The media’s pathological obsession with Donald Trump’s tweets is the reason why Trump won. Deadspin included.

In other news:

In other news:

Mixon knocks a woman the fuck out, plays in the Sugar Bowl, is going pro—oh well, he got over. Whatever.

Does Brent Musberger get a commission on this?

We had first and goal at the two in overtime against the Steelers scout team. And we almost won!

NFL PLAYERS:

If Democrats and clickbait hounds like these sites and most of the mainstream news media would have just ignored the tweets in the fucking first place, he wouldn’t be president. It’s funny how sites like this made his tweets the top news story of the day for 352 days in a row, and now they’re bitching about how he’s…

Great. Democrats ALSO believe that you are only required to be civil to the presidents you like and FUCK YOU to the rest.

DID HE WIN?

If you don’t openly mock white people, you suck. Lesson learned.

Pocket change to a billionaire, and they are likely to drop about about 6 spots in a Saturday round depending on the number of compensatory picks.

So now teams get their picks “downgraded” after being busted red-handed, and the Saints flat-out lost back-to-back 2nd round picks for something that still hasn’t been definitively proven?

Take your white guilt elsewhere. This isn’t about outlawing fun. It’s punishing shameless narcissism. It’s about a guy running all over the stadium screaming “LOOK AT ME” while he loses his TEAM (key word here) a national championship.

Yeah, but imagine the post if Kristaps did it...........

Christ are Clay Matthews and Odell Beckham required by law to get EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN NFL ENDORSEMENT?

We’re probably not talking altruism here. This guy probably wants a job in baseball so that HE can be the guy who tweets to the next generation that they need internships while he’s part of the management team that moves the Braves to Las Vegas because Cobb County won’t build them ANOTHER damn stadium.

Meanwhile, we’re still waiting for Hillary Clinton to arrive in Louisiana to assess the flood damage. I think that you won’t be a distraction, the governor will allow it now, and you promised (after all).