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JaMarcus Russell Terrier
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The talking points and memes are really getting STUPID at this point...

In some parallel universe, breast cancer survivors wear Cleveland Browns ribbons.

The stretch is telling a community that was underwater for two weeks a couple of months ago that the weather’s too bad to play a football game.

Their best player’s injured? Why don’t they just postpone the game and blame it on the hurricane?

But the SEC somehow allowed chickenshit Jeremy Foley to drag his heels and get the LSU/Florida game postponed with no opportunity of rescheduling Sunday or Monday. And it had ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with Florida’s entire defensive line being out and Luke Del Rio still recovering from injury.

So who’s worse: the football player who fell for a meme, or the website that made a story about hearsay 5 minutes after he said it because it fit its predetermined paradigm without taking the time to fact-check?

I look at this like I look at Josh Gordon going into rehab. Well...no shit that happened. It would have been bigger news if he DIDN’T ultimately wind up in rehab. That’s how I feel about Baylor right now. Is anybody really surprised anymore?

*wide receiver makes dramatic dive into stands after catching pass thrown straight into his numbers.*

ME: The Josh Gordon issue proves that you can’t say with a straight face that marijuana isn’t addictive and doesn’t impair your judgment.

It’s like a bad Facebook meme: For 10 years of your life, you can make hundreds of millions of dollars, become a worldwide celebrity, be worshiped by millions of fans, and basically become an NFL immortal. HOWEVER, for those 10 years, you can’t smoke a J. But after that, you can get as high as you want as much as you

“Sometimes you have to do what’s best for you”

I like it on the bottom. Usually it’s the cue to go check out my phone and/or laptop. However, for the life of me, I don’t understand the graphic that tells you who has the ball and where. It makes no sense. Words are fine there--less is more.

THIS IS HOW THE SAINTS ARE RUN THESE DAYS

The Saints are so bad on defense, Matt Ryan’s dive took out Jairus Byrd 2o yards away from it.

That’s complete HORSESHIT.

I don’t know that Russell was exactly “great.” He had sick measurables and he could run until he got fat, but he also wasn’t a great leader and he was never going to push himself or his teammates to greatness. But of course the Raiders would be only team interested in having the Sebastian Janikowski of quarterbacks

There’s a good chance that they have placed themselves in the driver’s seat for Tom Herman. They had Jimbo Fisher reportedly signed at the end of last year before word leaked out too soon.

Sick of winning 8 games with future All Pros at many positions and turning into Nick Saban’s bitch?

LSU won national championships the year before JaMarcus Russell became starting QB and the year AFTER JaMarcus Russell went to the NFL. That speaks volumes about JaMarcus Russell. He wasn’t #1 pick talent. The Raiders looked at him and saw Steve McNair 2.0 and didn’t bother to see how lazy and dumb he was.