ESPN’s televising a Yankees/Red Sox game? NO WAY!

All these freaking “LOOK HOW HAPPY I AM THAT MY TEAM JUST DRAFTED SOMEBODY I NEVER HEARD OF” reaction shots on NFL Network are sickening at this point. They are making sure every team is represented and that their fans are CUH-RAAAAAZEEEEE.

I’ve been to the Draft. It used to be comic-con for NFL fanatics. Now it’s a marketing opportunity to show how much the NFL supports our troops, how parents aren’t keeping their kids out of football for fear of catastrophic injury, and how their players aren’t wifebeaters and drug abusers—look at all of our “MEN OF…

This is probably the only shot from today’s draft that didn’t have 15,000 Marines or a bunch of youth league players who ain’t afraid of no concussions behind them.

I guess it’s just convenient that the first two days of this “bitter public feud” just so happened to be the first two days of May Sweeps.

This subject is complex, and I will NEVER defend any ESPN pundit. However it is DEFINITELY a sign of emotional immaturity if you voluntarily offer this type of information to people who are not trying to help you. That’s what probably got him in trouble in first place. What type of person is (hypothetically) asked by…

1. Don’t do stupid shit.

Thanks to #snickers for rescuing me last night. I just wasn’t myself. #NFLDraft2016 #RIPOleMiss

As a result of the ambush question, the New Orleans Saints will have to forfeit their 2016 season.

I don't care what your mom suffers from. It's not October.

I got one of these from a resident Harriet Tubman Truther. Which is hysterical because 1/3 of the people in that picture were not presidents.

All this tweet needs is anecdotal evidence that the NBA isn’t interesting anymore because the New York teams suck to make it even more douchier.

If they give it to Berman or make a stupid, flashy hire like Gus Johnson, I am done with MNF for good.

It’s the media’s fault—not the NFL (even though the NFL’s coverage of it’s own product is part of it). Thanks to ESPN, coverage of athletes is not a meritocracy. It’s based on celebrity and how “polarizing” a figure is. Media celebrity culture is one where one is rewarded for his or her bad behavior. How do you gain…

Please make all this coverage go away. It’s not cute. It’s just sad and he doesn’t deserve your attention anymore. I sincerely believe that once everybody ignores him, he will do something to put his life back together.

Stephen A. Smith can now confirm that Chris Broussard stole a Dallas reporter’s twitter scoop from last night.

Peter King is deservedly low-hanging fruit, but come on. Cris Collinsworth has the douchier tweet here.

Are Bill Murray and Andie McDowell going to announce the pick?

After Von Miller and Kris Jenkins, it’s about time that Carolina owned somebody in 2016.

What happened? He discovered that he could be famous no matter what he did because everything he did was going to be discussed by the mass media. The media enabled his behavior because he is addicted to his own celebrity. He is the Donald Trump of football and it’s your fault. That’s what happened.