Why don’t you fucking come down here and see what is going on. Louisiana has like 952 universities in every other city in this state, and that’s what causes this big mess in higher education. But every time someone threatens fiscal responsibility and consolidate and/or shut down one of these useless and redundant…

Louisiana resident here.

Reality dictates that there is a 94 percent chance that if he would have been able to throw the pass, it would have been overthrown by 10 yards.

The Phillips family is to NFL defense what the media thinks the Ryan family is to NFL defense.

He can “just have fun out there” and DAB and be Superman all he wants. But when you do that, you also need to be gracious in defeat. This is his defining moment. Either he comes back and makes everyone pay, or he becomes another Collin Kaepernick.

So NOW can we address the elephant in the room? That it is possible for a white man to dislike a black QB and have it NOT be about race?

A classier move would have been to just give a handful of one-word answers and walk away from the post-game interviews.

He’s just enjoying himself out there. LEAVE HIM ALONE.

The media were too unreasonable in their post-game press conferences.

You know, I’m thinking a certain QB gifted Denver their only two touchdowns.

Martz is right about T.O. leapfrogging his receivers. T.O. has numbers comparable to Isaac Bruce’s, and T.O. doesn’t have a game-winning 80-yard touchdown in the Super Bowl.

Still better than those network douchebags and cable box guides who talk about and publicize how an event will begin at 2:00, when reality it’s 90 minutes of pre-game bullshit and it’s really beginning at 3:30.

My “other five”

In my opinion, there are three equally important measurements you can use to determine the greatness of an individual Super Bowl:

Because modern “journalism” is about trolling the audience and page clicks.

Stopped at 1. Ignore this hipster douche troll. It’s like arguing that Jamie Foxx in “Ray” was the greatest acting performance of all time.

That’s alright. If they do injure their backs, the NFL will say it’s not their fault and suspend Sean Payton for the 2016 season just to cover their asses.

What’s Goodell going to do if the tape goes public? Take away the New Orleans Saints’ 2016 season?

Nope. Still don’t care and can’t wait until the day the mass media decides that he’s no longer relevant.

1. Random East Coast curmudgeon hates everything about modern sports.