Number of times the winning team is mentioned by name: 1

Just because

Fox was going to give us more info about the injury, but they were too busy getting their mandatory 2303089 reaction shots of Jerry Jones. *smh*

Don’t question the media narrative. THE LAKERS ARE FUN AND DESERVE TO BE ON TV 30 TIMES A YEAR! IT’S SHOWTIME! JACK MOTHERFUCKING NICHOLSON!

97 percent of this story is about the team THAT FREAKING LOST, apparently to some random team that doesn’t even matter.

Do the Redskins play the Bills this year?

The congratulations keep rolling in:

I hate First Take and its forced, scripted, “each person must take a different side, no matter how stupid and preposterous your side may be” format.

This kind of seems like what struggling and small college football teams do. I worked for one of them. Every week if they got 1,000 fans at a game they were lucky. But every week they announced the paid attendance as 14,000. The stadium couldn’t even hold 14,000 people. I once asked somebody in the athletic department…

Every time they’re on SNF, Al Michaels specifically says that win or lose they’re still on SNF because they’re America’s Team and that means something.

I know. But then when they win a few games in a row like last year, then it’s “OMG IT’S THE BEST OFFENSIVE LINE EVAR! JERRY JONES IS A GENIUS! IT’S GOING TO BE A DYNASTY!” I just wish the haters would understand that it’s okay to be indifferent because their hate-watching is the reason ratings are high and the rest of…

Fun fact:

“They” are the same people who think they’re “America’s Team” even though the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and New Orleans Saints both have more Super Bowl victories than the Cowboys have Super Bowl appearances in the last 18 years. The Cowboys’ Super Bowl drought is old enough to be in the military but they’re on national…

Six of the first seven Dallas Cowboys games have been played in front of a national television or near-national television audience. And it’s happening next week too! In fact, EVERY Cowboys game will be nationally televised from Thanksgiving Day to Christmas Week!

I wonder why he didn’t punch back.

Think of it like this: Junior is the “America’s Team” of NASCAR, and Kevin Harvick is the Patriots. Junior is the fan favorite who used to be really good but has been living off his reputation and his father’s reputation for years, and Harvick is the asshole who will do anything to win including breaking the rules…

America is being force-fed another craptastic NFC EAST SHOWDOWN!!!!!! And of course it’s the fucking Cowboys.

Has Robert Kraft vowed to find the real deflaters and videographers yet?

There is no way this could have happened. He was in attendance at the Final Four at the time.