You always hear about how the Lakers are this incredible franchise. But why is it that the best players in their history are always gifted to them? Doesn’t any other team in the NBA want Cousins? Why aren’t they negotiating with any other team? Every time the Lakers need help to get to the next level, they are gifted…

When you discover that the trolls are enabled and own you when they piss you off, you learn to ignore them and it makes your life that much easier.

Losing Anthony Jennings just improved LSU’s chances of making a title run. LSU fans are unashamedly thrilled about this development.

Yeah, remember when the “national” media was so outraged because Steve Kerr took the Warriors job when the Knicks job was available?

How many games will Sean Payton be suspended for this?

So tell me when it’s okay to say he’s a distraction. Because this sure seems to be a lot of media coverage for some guy trying out for a Canadian football team.

Maybe they should put a deflated football beneath this year’s banner.

But he’s not just a kid out there!

Look closely. Almost nobody is watching it happen. Everybody was too busy watching the screens of their smartphones. Our society is less concerned about living the moment itself than they are about capturing so they can watch it later.

Amazon is good enough for me. Of course, I’m more interested in playing my own shitload of MP3s than the social aspect of it and it costs me like $20 a year (grandfathered in) to keep them there.

By his definition, Alabama unknowingly plays 12 rivalry games each season.

You do understand the meaning of “5 of the 6 biggest events,” right? College baseball is not one of the 6. And neither are the X Games.

Interesting how ESPN started shitting on FIFA about the time they lost the rights to the World Cup.

Sepp Blatter is done. Can the FBI PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD go after Roger Goodell now?

You could just combine 3 and 5 and say “You weren’t good enough to make the team.” 5 rubs it in a little bit. It says “you made the team but we’d rather comb through everyone else’s garbage than keep you.”

( ) You are a good black player, and Chip Kelly is your coach.

Last one is especially cold. You busted your ass and are one of our 53 best players. But we can do better. Fuck you very much.

Colin Cowherd thinks the NFL needs more owners like Daniel Snyder.

Colin Cowherd thinks Kevin James is funny.

Colin Cowherd’s favorite mixed drink is Pitbull Vodka and Sprite LeBron Remix.