I'm so glad this is happening. College baseball over-corrected after the "gorillaball" era. Current college baseball champions like UCLA would win by playing weenie-ball. Their pitcher would deliberately throw garbage up in the strike zone that a good MLB hitter would hit into the next zip code. In the New Rosenblatt,…

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Maybe he just wants to go somewhere where he can win a championship, which might have already happened if he didn't fumble 7 times in the 2009 NFC Championship Game.

The Darren Rovells of this world serve one purpose: so that the Evil Capitalist Overlords can condition the masses to accept that their view of the world is Right and Good. I mean, it has to be. This "journalist" says it is!

He won't fill out a bracket but he has time for this.

Does he know that Syracuse's basketball team is facing sank shuns?

With Suh, it applies. They put up with a lot of shit they wouldn't have dealt with for a backup or probably even an average NFL starter.

hounding him for ... liking money?

INTERPRETATION: Robert Kraft is a big fan of Jimmy Haslam and what he's doing

Better yet, do these wrecks happen during live reports because drivers become distracted checking out the live report on the side of the road instead of watching the highway?

Duke fans bitching about their lack of coverage on ESPN. Kinda like a tornado bitching about The Weather Channel.

Probably how Texas football fans feel when they go through an entire broadcast without hearing about Matthew McConaughey.

Wait....these clowns were busted in no time at all by tracking their IP addresses, but I've been getting 20 emails a day from Nigerian banks for 10 years straight and nobody can stop them?

His replacement at Arkansas did the same thing last year.

I doubt that any business whose profits are at least partly alcohol-based would want to open at the home of First Baptist University.

Dad, I'm next.

I think that the NFL would have welcome the news because they were begging for an excuse to not talk about deflated footballs and whether Marshawn Lynch would or would not talk to the media.

...privacy until he rejoins the team in Cleveland."

This thing needs an "#NFLcares" so that I can tell whether this is satire.

This is a guy who thinks "Hee-Haw" is edgy.