Have they been fined for consumer fraud for trying to convince its audience that Johnny Douchebag was an NFL quarterback?

Six more cancellations and Geno Smith and Ryan Lindley will get the call.

These are the people who make fun of Southerners. Wow.

It is obvious that in Roger Goodell's NFL, certain teams can do whatever they want and get away with it, and other teams become examples. Ask the Saints.

Still not as bad as when the BCS granted Alabama a mulligan after they lost at home to LSU.

Pretty sure there was a similar reaction in the Fox Sports Programming Department.

If Randall Cobb's miraculous 3rd down catch to end the game wasn't enough to get your blood pumping, then you are reaching too far.

Wow, man. Just wow.

This is Exhibit A as to why it is so ignorant to complain about the "liberal media." A bunch of brainless talking heads reading scripts written, prepared and approved by the minions of a bunch of billionaire corporate CEO's. Our country is so brainwashed and so fucked.

"We now conclude our Tommy Kraggs roast and return to our regularly scheduled programming: Welcome back to Deadspin's annual OMG THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE SO BAD MELTDOWN 2015."

Wait. This team basically branded itself as the team with the biggest, baddest, meanest defense on the planet during the Ray Lewis/Ed Reed era and never looked back, and now we're making fun of middle aged white people because of the way this team is portrayed? Does the media want it both ways here?

The Craggs Roast was a welcome break from DEADSPIN'S ANNUAL NEW YORK KNICKS MELTDOWN 2015

By reporting on whether or not he will be a distraction, they have created the distraction.

It's fun to watch New Yorkers shit themselves when they lose what they consider to be their birthright to nationally televised sports games and undeserved newsworthiness.

Why is CNN even talking about this? What—no Asian airplanes have disappeared lately?

Here's an idea: why don't we start talking about Johnny Douchebag when he becomes relevant as an athlete again? I'm sick of this culture of "celebrity athletes" that ESPN has created. They use shows like this to perpetuate their own cycle of bullshit.

With all due respect to Stuart Scott, aren't the roles of guys like Fred Hickman and Bryant Gumbel kind of undervalued when he is put up on the pedestal?

He's there because people like you are talking about him now.

Have the Cowboys ever been punished for tampering with Adrian Peterson?

Exactly one person had the name 20 years ago. Now, based on what I have seen over the holidays, every college football team has one player named "Shaquille" or some variation.