When you can say that THIS is the nicest uniform you ever came up with...

I get that Marvin Lewis is the best Bengals coach since Sam Wyche, and I think he is a pretty good coach, but he is not really that great, and some people act like he is at or near that level right below Bill Belichick.

Roger Goodell suspended the person who threw the rock two games.

Michael Sam sacked Johnny Football. Wonder if ESPN and the NFL Network will talk about that.

They could always supplement their income in the fall and winter by being Chicago Bears cheerleaders.

I know a woman who works at a middle school that had to change their initials after somebody printed out t-shirts with their real initials that said "We Have PMS Pride."

Are people really talking about this, or did you just watch First Take and Around the Horn and assume that they speak for all of us?

That's Reality Television Horeshit. Watch the Olympics in primetime where they talk for 45 minutes about the pre-determined "hero" and then he finishes 9th while the person who actually deserves the attention remains in anonymity because some jackass suit determined his story just wasn't "good" enough. Who are these…

While everyone in the media Rovells the LLWS and force-feeds America what they determine to be the "best stories," the team from Las Vegas steamrolls through the tournament and gets ZERO attention whatsoever.

But, hey....you can order your $18 dollar chicken wrap from your iPhone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You just humiliated yourself on Twitter? Just say somebody hacked your account and act like it never happened.

People hate the Cardinals? It's kinda like hating New Mexico State football. Why even bother?

He does realize it sounds like he's running a gay porn site, right?

Come on. There's something about Wayne Brady and Morgan Freeman in there sometimes. Some of People's best friends are black!

I'll help the fantasy nerds out there: Dri Archer.

Sorry, America. Joh'nny Baseball is getting lit up tonight.

You people know that "trending" and "newsworthy" are two distinctive and different concepts, right? I know ESPN doesn't, but just they do it and get clicks and eyeballs doesn't justify it. Unless you are a Darren Rovell clone or one of those "if it gets ratings and makes us money, it's ethically justified"…

I've been waiting for a commenter to "Rovell" this, but I just can't come up with the right one myself. Help me out here.

It makes me sad that the media makes me hate people who could otherwise be likeable so much that I want them to lose, and that's where I am with this tonight.

Yes. Because nothing that has happened even suggested that he was going to be the starting quarterback. This whole "quarterback competition" was a lie perpetrated on the public by ESPN and the NFL Network to star-fuck for ratings. They owe all of us an apology for skipping the other "real" stories that were happening…