He routinely RT’s bot and fake accounts because he’s dumb as a box of rocks.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Hey if you can’t knock up your wife naturally, maybe it’s against your dumb sky god’s plan, fucko.

I agree that $5mil is high for surrogacy, though I’m not sure the usual going rate would allow the father license to fuck the surrogate until she conceived which appears to be what he was hoping for.

Funfact - The Danish word for timetable is fartplan.

I honestly thought it was his spin on him telling them he’d like to fuck them and put baby in them.

You know what, it was funny. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. <3

holy fuck this is so secondhand embarrassing

I hesitate to be too quick to agree with you, because I don’t know if I do or if I’m just happy to hear someone defending him articulately. As a liberal, it’s nice to hear a good argument for our side.

Fun fact: “Dont mess with Texas” is an anti-litter campaign.

God Bless Texas Women.

And Kate sitting there, obviously thinking, “OMG, OMG, OMG, THIS IS HAPPENING, OMG, DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH ME YOU RACIST BOG MONSTER, OMG.”

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

SOOOOO.....they should be calling up all the folks with the confederate flag on their cars any day now, right? Wouldn’t want someone to take offense at that and cause a “breach in the peace,” right?

She wasn’t sleeping. You can tell by the angle of her chin. It was a staged photo. Notice the guy next to her?

She was sleeping, not unconscious. She is also not a veteran. She is a Hooter’s model who has worked for Fox for 16 years, including being a panelist on Hannity. While seeing the picture may have been humiliating, She was not groped. It is not victim blaming to consider the source before rushing to judgment. Also, if…

It is beyond disgusting that anyone has to deal with this but Sia handled it like a fucking boss.

Huh, my favourite magician has always been Harry Houdidn’tgrabmyass.

...Pretty sure that’s not a natural blonde either, given I can see her roots.