“If every person was guaranteed exactly what we want, we would all probably have a main squeeze, as well as several fuck buddies, or random hookups.”

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

I believe to work it, you just put the thing down, flip it and reverse it. After that, you must chant “Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup, Ti esrever dna ti pilf nwod gniht ym tup.” Once done properly, the process is complete.

I volunteer President Circus Peanut and his spawn to go! And no fuel to return!

“...any number of different ways, and microwaves that turn into cameras, et cetera,” Conway said. “We know that this is just a fact of modern life.

Remember that Reagan got crushed in two Republican primaries, because he was seen as too much of a right-winger back in the 70ies. Only in 1980 had the Republican party finally moved enough towards the right to embrace his holiness, Saint Ronnie.

I am defunding the federal government by withholding my income taxes until Trump stops using it for his weekly weekend vacations and golfing trips.

Rather than focus on that scary asshole who was so incensed that a woman continued talking when he told her that her time was up that he broke a fucking table (and seriously, what kind of morons buy glass tables whereupon a gavel may be used?), I am proud of Ms. Hennessy for continuing to make her valid points…

I’m all rage watching that bully smash his table and stare her down.

Wow. I think he illustrates perfectly where the motivation for these bills comes from; a hatred for women’s voices and choices and medical well-being that is based in hatred of women themselves.

Isn’t that the point of having children though? To take out your vindictive rage on the helpless? Read your bible.