Once again Patrick you buried the lead. Panthers are the best undefeated team in the NFL right now.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Rapaporting.

Never trust a white man with a mustache...or a black man without one.

Joey Bosa is a walking Barstool Sports Instagram post who is being micromanaged by his mother. I know nothing about NFL contracts, but I’m gonna side with the NFL franchise on this one.

Germans have a weird affinity for red and black color schemes.

The team has a Hamilton-themed hype video for God’s sake.

People get really, REALLY annoyed when fans change allegiances, especially to a rival or something like that. And I get it, if you can turn it off, then you really weren’t a fan to begin with.

Oh hey look, a bum-ass Tennessean.

They have three sons: Baylen, Bowen, and Callen, and a daughter, Rylen.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

Being Brazilian myself and all I think you could classify choosing Rio as host city a terrorism act.

Is the ump tossing him?

Naturally, Ryan missed the obvious metaphor.

Texas is burnt orange, extremely flawed, and narcissistic enough to create its own television station...which has landed the rest of their conference in ruin.

Texas is Trump in college football form.

This is America dammit. Call it socser so we don’t get it confused with our real sports.

Sorry guys, but nothing will top Philips Arena’s ring of honor.

From left to right, this is:

3 WNBA conference title banners (0 championships)
A Widespread Panic 20 consecutive sellouts banner
A “World’s First LEED Certified NBA Arena” banner

No more hacks in the NBA? I love it! Stephen A. Smith has hung on for far too long.

I imagine playing for the Jaguars that slow and unending sinking is just his regular state.