Oh man, Kings Quest. That takes me back. Back to breaking keyboards thanks to that stupid cat & rat puzzle.

HAHAHAHAHA! That last one :')

BOOOO APPLE, BOOOO. There are few things more wonderful than a woman enjoying a little "HappyPlayTime" (THATS what you kids are calling it these days?).

I know the feeling. When I found out about that mod I got really excited, and then really, really sad. I'm holding out hope for E3, but in my heart of hearts I know it simply will not happen.

Agreed! I have it on Steam. I love the visual style. Huge fan of anything that looks like it was drawn or painted. CG is cool and all, but hand crafted 2d always wins me over.

"Ugh , are you serious Kirk? I've been playing this on my MacBook for months. You Kotaku posers are so laaaame."

"...falsely claiming that walking in its product would give you Kim Kardashian's bootie."

Agreed. SMG did it right, as did most 1st party efforts. DKCRs "waggle to roll" thing really pissed me off at several points in the game though.

Can't say I'm sad to see it go. The Wii was a fun little experiment, but the whole time I was playing DKCR I couldn't help but think to myself, "This would be infinitely better if these core mechanics were assigned to buttons rather than waggles."

I've developed what I call "Valve Syndrome" with regard to my feelings on this. I was interested in this a long time ago and soaked up every bit of info on it I could, but after years and years of no finished product or even a release date announcement, interest has dwindled. Call me when it's done. Same goes for…

I uh... I need to clean my desk... and walls...

... What? Pull the stick out of your ass. Oversensative morons such as yourself are ruining entertainment as a whole and stifling the creative freedom of artists everywhere. Why don't you and the rest of the PC police go live on your own dull, grey little island where no one will ever push your boundaries or hurt your…

... then why are you?

You specifically are one of the people I was referencing in that comment. It's not my fault your tiny vocabulary only allows you to use homophobic language in response to opinions you don't agree with. That's on you.

Close. I'm not seeing over-use of the term "butt-hurt" though. For some reason the commenters here are obsessed with butts being hurt. It's sad. Just accept who you are, open that door, and come out already. I won't judge you, little trolls. This is a safe place.

I semi-agree with you in that it's more demanding than 'Kart, but you can't deny that the core driving feels remarkably similar as do the various pickups/weapons. I have family members who don't play many games outside the occasional round of Mario Kart and the ones who have played ASRT always make the same…

These are really nice. It's great that this game will get more exposure. In my humble opinion, it's better than Mario Kart.

Holy crap that H100 cooler is just too good to pass up! Refurb or no, that's a steal. Just make sure you have room for the 240mm radiator.

Do want. I can't believe how ape-shit we all went over those super grainy fmv games back then. I believe there was a bunch of them (like a Marky Mark music video creator) were released for the 3DO. I should try to find one of those things.