Good god, this "joke" couldn't be less funny. Please do go back to Deadspin with the rest of the morons who think they're funny and stay there.

I didn't think I'd have to say this, but you know you can do more with a PC than play games, right? I also compose music and edit videos with mine. Not to mention watching tv and movies, doing my taxes, photo editing, reading the news, and creating my own game in Unity.

You should have contrast and saturation settings in your GPU's control panel. Dial them both up to get the xb1 look.

... No. Just no. You "PC experts" that time travel from 1996 to bless us with your vast knowledge need to stop. My PC cost about half that figure and it plays the game that well.

My guess is he heard something so stupid his brain tried to escape and slap the face from whence it came.

Agreed. I mostly play hardpoint and haven't had a balanced match all week. There hasn't even been a close match, it's usually a landslide. Either I roam the field like some suped up angel of death, or I get one or two kills for every 10 or more deaths. It always seems to be one of the extremes and there's never any…

I think you meant "feature"' unless you count minor bug fixes and balance tweaks as features. Not sure how holding off on private matches maintains hype, but hey, you're the expert.

Very cool. This should make LAN night so much easier/more fun.

Right, because that makes sense....

Oooookay... I didn't condemn nvidia or Intel. You're right, Intel CPUs are better. In the $200 range though, it depends what you use your PC for. I produce music for my projects and the software can utilize more than 4 cores. I went with a 8350 because I get twice the cores over the Intel equivalent. Individual core…

2 out of every 2 statistics are bullshit.

Wow, that's seriously a great deal! Kinda wish I had a need for a another set of stuff...

... What's a DoTA?

Totally unrealistic for me, but damn is that awesome. AMD has been kicking ass for awhile now, but most people make benchmarks their bible. While a great measurement of capability, you should also factor in cost and what you're using it for. I use AMD CPUs too. Price vs performance, AMD wins every time.

I'm going to be doing a performance art piece soon myself. It's called "Guy Eats Pringles and Reads Kotaku." I won't spoil the surprise and tell you what it consists of though.

Woah woah woah, torrenting a game doesn't magically fix all the broken shit or recycled content.

That's not why I did it. I don't expect him/her to stop pirating. I did it because I wanted to. Because pirates piss me off.

Or you could just, ya know, pay for the things you want. Or just go on being a cancer to content creators everywhere. Whatever.

Yeah, and here's another. That guy who's trying to help that kid in *The Sixth Sense*? That's Bruce Willis the whole time.