Could be worse. I grew up gaming in the 80s and 90s. New SNES games went for anywhere between $50 and $80 and no, it wasn't based on quality. That's like, well over $100 in today money. This was also before the internet was a thing. Unless you read reviews or the store you were at had a used copy to try, you could…

I thought that was the case too, but it can't be. No joke is funny this many times. Just seems like a fallback when you can't think of something more creative/accurate now.

Dear video games industry :

Looks like I've been Kinja'd...

Ah yes, Titanfall woes. I know that feel. I would suggest trying Hardpoint. After getting my ass handed to me repeatedly in Attrition, I tried Hardpoint and it totally changed my opinion of the game. Now I don't have to constantly eye the mini map and get ambushed less because the match actually has destination…

My thoughts exactly. Awesome franchises aren't created by publisher demands. The best ones come from designers who are largely left to their own devices.

I used to love playing Gauntlet with my friends way back. Must be fate that we all grew up to be PC gamers (well, except Brad, but fuck Brad what does he know?). This is a day 1 purchase for me, easy.

Exactly. I have a Sabertooth and play a lot of games that are better with a dpad like fighters and platformers. The individual buttons are infinitely better. In my view, its because it forces you to be very deliberate. No sloppy "rolling" like on a normal dpad. You don't hit a diagonal unless you absolutely mean to.…

Yeah, I thought the same. I can do it, but just barely. For some reason I became obsessed with pooping in everyone's house, then turning in the shower and leaving. No idea why, just thought it was funny you can do that.

I was probably just very high, but I thought my health didn't start regenerating after a battle until I started walking. When I stopped, so did my health. I thought the devs were just taking a shortcut there (if charactermove = true {health+=1}) which is weird because that's the ONLY shortcut I picked up on.

I do! I have a Sabertooth which has individual buttons for its d-pad and it's by far my favorite controller. I'm a big platformer guy (I'm even working on development of one!) and it's a night and day difference from normal d-pads.

Holy boner...

Aside from the 2 man team limit (which would have made it even easier without it) and the farts (which I literally NEVER used in combat), I thought the battle system was really good. The whole game was excellent, but the battles surprised me most. Like you said, every battle feels important and fun. There was a little…

"Sega's just announced a new Crazy Taxi game."

I don't know, looks pretty good to me. It's no 360 controller, but it looks like something I could play with. A little blocky, but it looks comfortable. I think with some refinement it could be really nice.

No, no, you didn't start this whole thing with a troll post you thought was clever and are now backing down because I made you look stupid. Not at all.

Uh... No. You couldn't be more wrong. Im a 28 year old, 160lb man. Way to make baseless assumption and be TOTALLY wrong about them. I don't live with my parents. I'm actually at work right now, if you must know. When I'm done here Ill go home to my beautiful wife which I have because I'm not a loser out picking fights…

Lol, how sad is it that you need to promote your own comments?

Well, at least my parents taught me how to read. My guess is that yours weren't around much. Maybe that's why you and the other kids on XBL need to use racist and homophobic slurs during games. Lack of intelligence leads to a small vocabulary.