Bah, I'm a long time PC gamer. I ain't afraid of no bugs. I'll just pretend I'm playing Kinja : The Game. ;)

Good enough for me! I'm here for the story and setting too.

Someone didn't play the beta :\

I'm going to be playing on PC so I haven't played yet, but I knew some already have. I trust I won't be disappointed?

Oh man, watermelon Bubble Yum. Truly, the gum of kings.

Well... That went about as expected. Jesus, why did he choose reddit, of all places?

I've only heard good things from people who have early release copies. I'm expecting a good time tomorrow.

Come on Disney, cut the shit. You're not doing anything with the ip, give it back to Tim so we can get a proper remaster (and maybe a new game?).

I'm not expecting anything of note to be discussed. I'd love for him to say something about ANY of their franchises (well, aside from DoTA) but I'm not holding my breath. I'd accept an epic troll instead of an announcement though. I shall dance in the flood of redditor tears.

Then someone will say "NO, dammit Gabe. Half Life 3. Where is it?"

I'm putting my chips on "devastating disappointment." Everyone will ask about games and we'll get some non-answers and jokes.

Several people have advance copies and have been playing and talking about it, some even posting videos. Pewdiepie is one of the high profile examples. Manbearpig is referenced in one of the videos. That's all I'm going to say to avoid ruining it for people tomorrow.

I'll try to avoid spoilers here, and just say a Manbearpig appearance is likely. I'm super serial you guys.

Check 2game.com. I got my copy there last week. Looks like with code TITAN5OFF it goes down to around $50.
Not a huge discount, but it's something!

They hate, HATE those games and had absolutely nothing to do with them. Back in those days, Comedy Central had more say over what was licensed to whom. Blame Activision for that FPS abomination. The Stick of Truth is the first South Park game Matt and Trey been hands-on with. It shows.

I know right? I have cards from both companies and, when looking at gaming performance, the only difference is price. I'd live to take this time machine these Nvidiots have for a spin. The year 2000 was so magical.

I've been looking forward to it for a long time. Matt and Trey don't stamp their name on too many turds so I was betting on this being good from the start. I'm also looking forward to Titanfall and have it on preorder. That beta was all kinds of fun.

I'm not expecting 30+ hours, but less than 12 would make me a saaaaaad panda.

Honestly, if I get 12-18 hours out of it that'd be ideal. With class rolls I could be playing for a while,