Pretty sure Norway has a cruel and unusual punishment law.

Same for most of Brooks' movies. History of the World, Robin Hood : Men in Tights, Spaceballs... The list goes on. Great films.

HANDS. Holy shit that's an awesome acronym.

At first I wanted to unload on you. Really lace into you about being a burner troll and blah blah blah horrible shit, but you know something? You're kind of right. Like I said, I've been around this place for YEARS now and there is a major difference between then and now. There are still some great writers and…

Between these tags, user reviews, and Greenlight, Steam is turning into "The Internet : Gaming Edition" before our very eyes.

I've been playing a lot of Payday 2 recently, and Steam recommended I search for games with the tag "Bag Throwing Simulator." Gotta admit, I had a good laugh.

The rumor mill suggests the Year of Yoshi is upon us. I'm hoping that's wrong and we see The Year of Samus or Link. I just want to see ANY new Metroid, but I'll always take new LoZ stuff.

Uhh... That's exactly what this is about. I stated my opinion (that one must lack integrity to create such games) and you had a problem with it. Just my opinion. So which is it? Am I allowed to have an opinion on the matter or should I not because its legal and therefor ok...? Can't have it both ways.

Counterpoint : Justin Beiber. You're telling me he shouldn't be criticized for his "music"?

Check out the Orbweaver. I have one, the keys are exactly like the BW Ultimate 2013. The new dpad/"click stick" is awesome too.

... I'm doing OK.

I don't know, for some I suppose it really wouldn't matter. Me personally, I just can't slap my name on a turd for a buck. Say what you will about Flappy Bird, but literally anyone with even basic Game Maker knowledge could make that game in a weekend. If you would be happy in that position, great. I would like to…

That's not the hard part. Looking yourself in the mirror the next day, THAT'S when it gets rough.

10/10, would watch again. 5 seconds of life well spent.

No, it's "Angry Birds : Tim Birdton edition"...

And I will actually be playing the shit out of it on said date. Good day sir.

To be fair, I've been PC gaming for YEARS and never once have been banned from any of the 300+ games on my Steam account, nor from the 4 games on my Origin account. Most of my friends still game too, guess how many of those have been banned from... well, anything? ZERO. I'm not saying it NEVER happens, but 99% of the…

No, permaban is the only right response to cheating, alpha or no. If you feel the need to cheat in a game, play something single player. You don't get to ruin something people paid money for because you suck at it. I can't imagine what kind of loser you have to be to NEED to cheat in an online game (in alpha, no…

I'm with you. I started carrying my wallet in my front pocket after spending a day in Milwaukee with a friend. We were just having a stroll downtown and decided to grab a drink. He kindly offered to pay for the drinks only to realize his pocket had been picked. From that day on my wallet has lived in my front pocket.

Yeah, looks like something I'd play. The trick here will be how fun the monster(s) will be to play as. If that sucks the whole thing will just fall apart. I personally didn't like L4D's Versus mode because playing as the special infected just isn't very fun. There's a lot of things that could go wrong, but I think…