This is disgusting. Where are the parents in all this?! You're telling me this kid is 13 and no one ever had "the talk" with him? Inexcusable. Stuff like this makes me wish you had to apply and be approved to procreate, same as getting a drivers license or getting a gun (in the US). So many useless parents out there…

Wow. I just wanted to note that uPlay is garbage because their cloud save features are utterly broken (I have to manually move my saves between PCs). If they'd fix that huge glaring flaw, they'd have a decent service on their hands.

That was my thought. Long, short, who gives a shit? It's what under that hair that counts, and under that hair is an awesome lady.

Admittedly I haven't really paid close attention to this game. I was surprised to learn they were using Source. Makes sense though, considering the target platforms.

If your PC isn't this tall... It miiiiiight be time for a new PC. Good on them for making it so scalable.

Also, yes.

HAHAHA, YOU MARKLARED MY MARKLAR!

HI-YOOOOOH!

It took everything I had to hold in my vomit after reading that headline.

Imager? I just met her!

For $40 it better be the best two hours of gaming I've ever experienced.

Ouch. Agreed though. Having owned a Kindle Fire, Nexus 7, and now iPad, there's an obvious clear winner.

HA! Welcome to Gawker.

Thanks for the info! I've looked at some other 2d prebuilt engines and are really considering going that route. That one actually looks pretty great, but I'm kind of hoping to learn the code enough to be able to write some basic stuff. My goal right now is to learn enough to have a button press destroy the character…

That sounds really cool! I wish I even know where to start with 3d models. I'm going for more of an 2d Abe's Oddworld vibe, but more hand drawn and with more precise controls. Thanks for the support! I'm not giving up on this one. I feel like I have some really solid ideas. I've been using the open source assets from…

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Holy SHIT I lol'ed.

Well, if the shoe fits...

Sweet Jesus, you win.

I'm a child of the 80s, so I have a soft spot for platformers. I'm making a 2d puzzle platformer with some light action and stealth mechanics. Its about a telekinetic alien being that crash-lands on a foreign planet and learns that he is not the only survivor. The game opens as the search for others of your kind…