jamaicangearhead
jamaicangearhead
jamaicangearhead

Hammer, drill, and fire are all absent from this list.

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

Félix Lamontagne > Rowsdower> Celine Dion > Keanu Reeves > Justin Trudeau > Drake

This man is a goddamn hero, and I still miss my ‘01 9-3 coupe.

Félix Lamontagne > Celine Dion > Keanu Reeves > Justin Trudeau > Drake 

Dear Republicans,

Kevin Conroy is my Batman. Not Christian Bale. Not Michael Keaton. Not even Val Kilmer.

Secret internal supercharger.

That’s kinda dickish and I love it.

SecretCharged

Super secret supercharger too.

600 horsepower? I’m pretty sure it’s got Lambo exhausts bro.

Words to live by.

Golden Rule Of Racing:

It’s morning here at Jalopnik world headquarters. We’ve got coffee. We’ve got pastries. We’ve got a 30-foot screen

I’ve been going non-stop. Today I’ve:

Plus Waze has Morgan Freeman as a voice option.