Yeah. Who says you can’t bring your own PLAIN helmet? Just skip the graphics and mirrored visor and you’re OK.

Huh. Sounds kinda interesting for a turbo diesel four, I guess.

I know that salesman! His name is Ray! Ray Tard...

Finally!! Gawd I am so sick of watching vids of this ship running flat out at half-throttle and just tooling along at full throttle! Not to mention those easy turns with the helm hard to one side! And don’t get me started on lazy Crazy Ivans! Sheesh!

I live near Yelm, WA. There is a guy here who claims to have had sex with one of the helos used in filming the show. No, I don’t know details, you sickos...

What?? You mean the Clampetts moved?!?!

Dear Torch, why can’t I find your contact info? I need your readership’s help...

Westbrook edited it to say ‘Controller’...makes more sense now.

ATAC (Automatic Targeting Attack Transmitter)

Good sex has nothing whatsoever to do with’fatness’, perceived or otherwise.

Yeesh. I was working at a VW dealer when the Phaeton came out. Biggest nightmare ever to work on. Fuck those c̶a̶r̶s̶ pieces of crap.

I absolve you, sir. -MrGrammartroll/jalopwarg (former English teacher, sorry!)

“no one were injured”...except your high school grammar teacher’s feelings...

A high strength barbed anchor that is fired straight down by an explosive charge. Whenever the vehicle senses an imminent impact, rollover, or other loss of control, the charge fires the anchor deep into the ground. The anchor would be attached to a high strength cable on a reel which tightens progressively as it…

I find her choice of words interesting: “when the Porsche I was riding in....crashed.”

Yes! And five speed manuals!!!

I am a Starbucks lifetime customer. This person has gone straight past Douchefreighter to Douchecontainer ship.

The folks over at Seventeen are obviously pandering to teenagers. Look at the name of their magazine and their mis-spelling of, “whoa”...