This appears to have been made by Chinese sharks to gather information about Chinese surfers in order to find out if they are as dangerous as Australian surfers. You can just make out the owner’s name, “下颌骨” on the outer case...

Excellent ideas, all. But until we bring back public transportation (buses, trains) for those who can’t afford all that, it won’t happen.

Weak, Dave. Bro, it’s 2015! Where’s the video? And not for the video’s sake, but for the AUDIO!!!

“We all love seeing trophy trucks throw do the dirt-roost dance “-Yes, but only about six go and see for eating!

They’re much better with ketchup.

Yeah, I kept thinking about how Jeannette is so little she needed a pillow behind her and Roselli has some huge-ass feet, meaning...

‘Helmets solve an obvious purpose’- ‘serve’, perhaps?

I don’t see how theses ‘relevations’ are relevant..

Because an airbag light can blow up?!?!

That I know everything about any and every make and model of vehicle. And while it’s true that I do (I can tell you about every car from a Z/28 to a Rally Sport to an SS. Hell, I even know about IROCs!), I don’t really enjoy working on your quirky little Cavalier. You want me to work on your car and you don’t even…

Somewhere, there’s a lawyer who would LOVE to take this on...

Good on ya for hearing! You don’t have to agree, but it’s great to hear another car enthusiast who is open to listening!!

Thanks for the hat tip guys! Always looking out for ya!

These are the things I dream of.

The aircraft appears to be sitting on the ground, i.e. gear not down?

He/she missed an apostrophe. So? Wtf? Take your trolling bitch ass home.

Trying to keep that tire pressure within one PSI. UGH!!

We, The Faithful, understand that there has been a massive Gawker shakeup, and we sympathize. But please, taking hostages is NOT the answer. I’m sure that we can come to some sort of arrangement if you will just give our Torch back. I don’t know what KIND of arrangement, I’m not the kind of person who can come up with…

Interesting. Just yesterday, I was in our area’s largest automotive body shop. I’m a certified tow truck operator and was waiting for them to finish a customer’s vehicle so I could transfer it to one of their satellite offices. While waiting, I picked up their latest trade magazine and the lead article was just this…