Sounds like you could use an egg timer for a tach!

Dear Bruce (I refuse to use your pen name, see my previous comment here http://jalopnik.com/actually-he-wa…),

Next week, I’ll be a 50 year-old dude. On the outside. My hairline has receded, so I now sport a bright platinum faux-hawk. I used to work out 5-6 days a week, but 10 years ago, I realized it was a pain in the ass and if you don’t like how my body looks, go fuck yourself. I love women and am an incurable flirt, so I…

If someone offered ME a real one in exchange, I wouldn’t take it either! How many “real” ones get driven to coffee twice a week? And that’s where this guy wins: he takes it out and drives it around so that least a few of us mortals can bask in those curves and that sound.

WHY DID YOU TURN?!?!

1993 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

I apologize, Stef. I just couldn’t get past the image of you coming home, de-pantsing, and....yeah, that’s it...

Actually, he was born Bruce Sipowiczniak. But as a kid, he grew enamored with the Bourne Identity film series and was always trying to get the other kids to call him “Jason”. Their failure to cooperate led to Bruce’s later need to start fires. After a failed attempt at graduating college, young Bruce decided to pack…

Hey D, you need to work on your grammar, my friend. “Moron street racers” is redundant.

Shameful. The 22 year old PITs better than some of the officers!

Daytona Spider.

Your experiment reminds of someone else who tried something similar. About 25 years ago, there was a psychology professor at MSU, Billings who drove around in a late ‘70s Chevy pickup covered with chrome horns. Not beep-beep horns, but long, pointy bull horns! CHROME!! COVERED!! Why, you ask? He said he just wanted to…

4th pic down. Valiant class tug with 360 degree Z-drive! Bitchin’...

Damn, Andy! Your grammar and syntax are killing me!! Please re-read (or maybe have someone else use a fresh set of eyes). -MrGrammartroll

When you say, “the fate of the iconic jet remains in suspension.”, do you mean its fate is up in the air?

Why do these articles always leave out the vehicle? As a certified recovery operator in the state of Washington, I can tell you that in THIS state anyway, the best thing to do after you’ve insured everyone’s safety is to call and arrange your own tow. You need to be expeditious about it because if you aren’t, law…

Pics or it didn’t happen!

Of course he did! Men ALWAYS have to teach women how to drive a stick! Sheesh! ;-)

Um...I wasn’t trying for factual here, it’s a joke. But that’s OK, comedy ain’t for everyone...

That’s right. I almost got denied to register my car because the NADA appraisal guide was the “wrong color”.