Well, it should be no surprise considering all the wide-open uncontested looks they get. It’s not like they’ll draw a charge or anything.

This is excellent Kinja

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

He was actually reacting to the Matt Hendricks clip.

I take back everything bad I ever said about teens.

Your comment is exactly what I meant but I portrayed my words very incorrectly. I meant to say that he was spoiled in opportunities, but acts mature. I didn't write that.

You know how people keep complaining about having their comments grayed?

That was close.

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

I think he confused “zero fucks given” with “no paint”.

THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS WILL RISE LIKE A PHOENIX INTO THE SKY AND CRUSH YOUR GIRLY DREAMS.

That’s the best first-gen Touareg investment you can make: not driving it.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

This was their fourth attempt to capture the shark

Raikkonen. Vettel. Ricciardo. Button.

Gah! Mine arrives sometime this summer. Can't arrive fast enough!!

Seems silly, that's the best a man could get?

12. Horrific motorboating accident.