This deserves many stars.

Mmmmm how sour are your grapes?

I’m not gay but if I was, I would totally marry you and not complain when you didn’t do the dishes and/or laundry, Drew.

I can see the confusion but timing face-offs is 100% against the rules. What Couture means by timing is Crosby not ‘setting’ his stick in the dot prior to the puck drop. Both players should have the blades of their stick completely flat on the ice prior to any sort of movement from the linesman. In many instances, OT…

Goose Gossage approves. Everyone else does not.

That is a terrible hot take if only because it’s not quite hot enough, and you didn’t fully commit.

But was your shit lit?

HOT TAKE HERE - WE GOT A LIVE ONE!

I second that motion, pleasure reading your stuff.

Have you seen any unicorns lately?

Hmmm, you must have a Mustang butt dyno, they read notoriously low.

Meh, Drake’s mostly giving players the ‘I’m a hard guy’ stare (which is easily ignored btw), and I certainly don’t see him chirping players.

Not as often as you’d think - the biggest difference between NBA and NHL is a goalie.

What in god’s name....

You flash a piece out on the lane, I’ll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes c-l-i-c-k!

So Matt Murray’s dad is a Fiat fan huh?

Well played Barry. One of the few ‘Hot Takes’ that actually makes sense.

+ Conn Smythe

Yonis?

Bingo. I hate Lewis Hamilton as much as the next guy but Jesus I’m starting to think people are straight up racist. That was a legit gap worth going for. Nico misjudged his closing speed because he was asleep at the wheel. End of discussion.