What if you run off the end of the track out of control ... will you end up under the sofa?

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

“What were you doing out in the desert Kimi?”
“Walking.”

Don’t worry, his plan for eating the sun is just TWO YEARS AWAY from being released!

This just got Waymo interesting.

Sounds like you need a shoulder to Chiron.

That’s Bri’ish whoite chick to you!

I saw so many Lancers in Ontario, it was unreal!

That’s Quebec, they don’t count.

Common sense. The statements by Ian Sterling and the Intuit hunters imply that Landoon shouldn’t be chaining his dogs. Personally, I wouldn’t chain my dogs around apex predators... that seems a little too similar the goat scene in Jurassic Park.

That glass ceiling looks nice and intact.

In further news, Frank Williams will not be travelling to Brazil for the race, as he has to attend the birth of the team’s reserve driver…

Is it bad that I like this Vettel more than “had the best car” Vettel?

Missing one for Charging.

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

Fire Mage Sherlock taking on Necromancer Hannibal? I’m all in on this shit.

Or Hannibal.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

“THINK FAST!”
“.... what?”
*PELICAN’D*

Fuck that, the rights to Deadpool need to go to Ryan Reynolds.