Ok.

Man, origami has come a long way.

What’s that? I got distracted by this cool Guardians ad.

Oh no you didn’t

What a drag.

WHERE’S FRANCIS!?

In your dying breath you look up at the car that crushed you and utter “wow that Z3 Mustang has aged pretty well.”

You could say that they filed for chapter 11th

There are no such things as consequences if you can remember dirt on everyone (not even in prison!)

Was I the only one that absolutely hated The Witch? It’s simply a miserable experience from start to finish. Classic example of the critics being wrong and the fans being right.

Alternatively...

Dude, Where’s my Beast?

BRING IT BACK!!!

Are you implying that the Joker was a criminal!?

... If it sucks...

I have a little Betta fish that used to have spasms when certain people came to his bowl

Sabine = the Stig????

Definitely an E-Type

Hardbody Truckerberg