Are you telling us that the good folks at BMW Group would lie to us? Tsk, tsk, Brian.

When I told them they should send me a test car to Budapest, this wasn't what I meant.

" Let's say you own a BMW and you park it diagonally across four handicap spaces, but can't remember exactly where you did that." LOL!

It needs machine guns in the doors, ala Rolls-Royce umbrellas.

This car basically screams "Fuck the poor" and has no fucks to give for plebes.

Plot twist, it was Leno wearing a wig.

It looks spectacular because the Rally fighter IS spectacular.

"Air Israel please clear the runway!"

Swiss huh?

Ford Focus!

I made this from the crushed dreams of shareholders and taxpayers.

Now wait just a cotton picking minute... This can't be active duty. This isn't the Polish Air Force.

You're a lying sack of crap. Israel (and the U.S.) do more to prevent collateral damage THAN ANY OTHER MILITARY ON THE PLANET.

Please provide me with a reference to the "Palestinian people" from before the 20th century. Have you ever expressed concern for the three quarters of a million Jews living in Arab countries who had to flee for their lives when threatened following the establishment of the state of Israel? Have you ever expressed…

I bet you've never been there. I bet you just said "Of course: I'll never go!" I bet you watch CNN, you're a registered Democrat, atheist, and can't name more than 2 of the 150 or so acknowledged international Islamic terror attacks in 2014 alone, so far. I bet you've been to a few countries the US, Canada, England…

separated at birth?

Well, they paid for some of it. And yeah, we paid for some of it.