No no no. The trick is to make sure they last 100,000 miles, that way there’s plausible deniability if the 100% failure rate develops between 100,001 and 150,000 miles. Probably something the owner did wrong and so on and so forth. If you design them to blow before 10,000 miles you’re never going to get that big…

Ford Focuses RS

headline is wrong... clearly thats a snoyota

Again I must state that the biggest problem facing the Model 3 is that damned touchscreen. I saw a video review by an early 3 buyer, and he said you have to take your eyes off the road to do something as simple as readjust your outside mirrors. That’s just dreadful ergonomics that will cause accidents. Tactile knobs…

Top-notch Simpsons reference.

1980 toyota corona luxury edition

I’m not a huge proponent of the lowrider culture, but this is a valiant fist of fury into Elsa The Snow Queen’s maw, and for that we should all be grateful. We should all be so willing to throw switches on a major highway on an unplowed road during a snowstorm with relatively poor visibility and multiple adjacent cars.

It’s diesel smog. Heavier so it sinks to the bottom.

Not THIS time. THIS TIME will be different and you’ll totally get a Jetta with stretched on tires with no sidewall, no door handles and the continuous formation of dry-ice-smoke forming around the wheels whenever you stop!

I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fucking god.

Of course not. It’s a car.

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You can also pay extra for the Chris Brown appearance package and have unique “Domestic Assault Vehicle” badges added along with random bling around the vehicle.

I definitely get where you’re coming from there.

It reads like every interview with a musician when their album drops.

“Oh yeah, we lived in the woods for four weeks, with only tambourines and a rusty flute to develop the tracks. Anthony actually died of typhoid but was resurrected by a tree spirit and that was a really…

How else were people supposed to know you spent double the money with half the fun of a Miata?

Even though he didn’t design it personally he still let this happen under his watch. Bangle 7 series rear ends I can tolerate but I get emotionally ill every time I see this crease “design” feature dent on the road.

Ugh, give me a break. That’s like saying that cars don’t run on gasoline, since they technically run on gasoline+air, and that without air nothing would happen. Air is a given. It’s everywhere, and your pointing out that “ahem, technically it needs air too!” doesn’t really do much beyond making you sound whiny and…

I’m more sharing my own twisted temptations than really giving “advice” on this one. :)