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having a great jorb is definitely a blessing from jebus

Not at all just you

Same. I thought it kind of tipped him over the line into creeperville.

Maybe the coolest video I've ever seen on Jalopnik

and sweet jebus can you guys please un-gray my comments por favor ?

Huge fan of both Giorgio Moroder and the Cizeta back in the day. I had no idea that's why it was called the "Cizeta Moroder" ! Amazing. Thanks Internet !

I think Mayer's gone prepper on us. Can't say I wouldn't do the same if I had the cash. California could go tits up at any moment from any of a number of disasters, both man-made and natural. Good for him for being ready for the big one. Or, you know, for being able to go camping anywhere at any time.

What the bloody hell is that ?

EVERYBODY loved the Shogun.

She said it had "Engineering that touches" you.

"Where, Timmy - where does it touch you ?"

"Down there."

The only way this could get more culturally offensive is if the RedBull dudebro took a dump in the rice paddies. Same stupid railslide trick over and over too. This whole video is the wackest thing I've seen all year. Fail.

Mic Drop. No more comments.

Sorry,
*Clarkson's.

You know what's an "organic sensation" ? Hammond's epic Fro.

That's great. I make $100/ hour DJing. It has nothing to do with rally cars or Jean-Michelle Jarre so why don't you just fuck right off with your spammy bullshit.

Oh man, find those records ! That's a travesty against music right there.

The Jean-Michelle Jarre soundtrack on this rally video wins my face off. Oh and the song in the beginning is "Oygene Part 2" and it was released in 1977. It was coincidentally one of the first pieces of music I ever heard in my life. I heard it in a car. Little wonder I became an electronic musician and car nut.

Much props to Questo, a great drummer AND DJ, which is rare. Seen him several times in both guises. But the entire concept of Boiler Room is such a perfect example of how ridiculous DJ culture has become. A bunch of people standing around watching a DJ staring at a bunch of f*cking cameras. Basically no one dancing

Uhh, the F10 M5 has 560 - 575 hp. It has a stick. It's only the most famous sports sedan in the world. Maybe should have thought that one through a little bit, no ?