A weekend blog Gawkmodo post trying its hardest to stay ahead of any facts.

“Elon, take the wheel.”

This, oh. my. god. so much this. I am sick of people saying that people are dangerous “gaslighters” when it’s really just a matter of the fact they didn’t see things the same way.

Daunte Wright had a warrant out for his arrest.

I suppose Goober has to come around to your house every night to plug in your Model S?

what’d he say, daddy?

The crew was also required to build an adapter to vent out carbon dioxide, since the Landing Module and Control Module’s venting systems were incompatible.

And no, David Tracy standing there holding a $5 bill isn’t being creepy about looking for little girls; he wants this for his collection.

I think the only way to make it safer for at risk groups of people, is to make it possible for them to specify the gender of their driver.

“Being a woman walking through a bad neighborhood at 1am wearing a mini miniskirt and high heels and carrying a clear plastic bag full of hundred dollar bills continues to be horrifying.”

But you’re an unknown—and while he may be at a traffice light, now he’s not behind an unknown.

For grins sometime, just sit back and observe over the course of a month or so. Observe and figure out the odds. The odds are very simple: 98% of the time, that guy going past the line and “cutting” in front is actually not cutting anyone off. He’s simply merging into a WIDE and LONG space—several car lengths—left by…

But I’m a notorious cheap bastard

It’s not HIPPA.  It’s not a hippo.  It’s HIPAA.  Look it up.

I mean, that’s a door. I can’t see it as a hatch?

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Nobody gives a shit what you think.

Not to be confused with the Jung SS.

And daring to tell others how to raise THEIR kids.

Jesus Christ, this is exactly what we get when 14 year olds are allowed to write blogs.