Oh good. 22 year old blogger “journalists” who have sworn off children as being way too much of a nuisance, write articles on how to raise your children.

For these slab cars in the article. Do they take them off when on the roads? Or are the fixed in place. What about pedestrians?

You mean Bill Heavey, the guy who spends his time going across three states to hunt turkeys? I mean, kill turkeys with a big ol’ gun? THAT Bill Heavey?

Of course she’s been living under a rock. Reading Gawkmodo is like watching a baby discover object permanence.

Every new car comes with an owner’s manual, describing the operation of every function on the car.

Control freak much?

This is what “defund the po-po” brings.  Cops are afraid to so much as look sideways at anyone, and just letting the freeways go to hell is easy for them--not to mention a great way to show the world that “defund the po-po” doesn’t work.

Hertz went through the same sort of ringer.

I like Ben and Erin WAY WAY better than I like Chip and Joanna.  Especially Joanna.

Clint Harp, not Clint Harper.

SUVs/CUVs are fashion statements. Otherwise, the people who like to sit up high, get in and out easier, load kids at arm height, etc, etc. would acknowledge that a minivan does ALL of this in a FAR superior fashion to any swing out door AWD/4WD thingamabob.

Your failure to read the owner’s manual of that that shiny new $40K toy is your failure.  It is not the failure of its systems.

If you don’t know what problems push button keyless start solves, you’ve never had it.

Nothing says “never been laid” like the thumbnail for the deep-dive video above.

And Tesla could call it the Vibe.

Start shitshow

Yes, putting a key in an ignition is way, WAY less convenient than simply pulling the door open, sitting down, and pushing a button.  Don’t try to defend your being poor by declaring it to be full of wonderful things.

Warn us next time you’re going to jizz all over the screen.

Fuck Rush Limbaugh, fuck everyone who liked him, and good fucking riddance. The world is a better place for his death.

So, no comment on Madonna’s microphone/NBA/big black dick reference?