I have two words: Richard Jewell.

Oh, fuck you. Where’s the headline that says “hundreds of thousands ignore medical guidelines for two weeks, virus cases explode”? Oh, that’s right—the virus apparently picks and chooses its political causes carefully.

no, your property not looking pretty to someone negatively affects EVERYONE’s property values.

I’ll be honest, I don’t understand why you’re calling me names.

You’re an asshole.

dude, you do realize a world with Apple existed before you were born, right?

dude, that’s absolutely NOTHING compared to the hockey puck mouse.

“We’re all serving chicken wings. Why is a big titted skinny woman worth so much more?”

Is that a gravy dispenser?

Y’all know, don’t you, that it’s just Musk behind the Twitter curtain of a user name, doing what he does best.

Well, crossing swords usually (one hopes) is messy and vulgar, and involves fantasies...

Are these available in wavelengths that aren’t particularly visible but which interfere with LIDAR? Asking for a friend.

I realize that most of you come here to read about cars, which is fortunate, as that’s what I spend most of my non-eating, non-masturbating waking hours thinking about.

So....Lincoln.

People who write for Gizmodo, that’s who.

Instead of spending all your waking hours opening and closing blinds

Trust me, these produce zero sub-bass whatsoever.

Trust me, these produce zero sub-bass whatsoever.

https://legitspeed.com/products/mk7-5-gti-front-license-plate-bracket

“One of these little motherfucking white black boys didn’t know where he was going and broke my fucking window in my truck. Broke my shit,” he said. “I chased him down and whooped his ass.”

I still don’t know how you don’t write for Jalopnik.