Two words: racing series.

though I do not and will not ever have children.

$1900 for the IMS Solution kit?

Trump has a lot of things to worry about when he leaves office. New York wants to prosecute him and his children for state tax fraud. Foreign banks want him to pay his debts. Now he can add being sued or defamation and negligent deaths to the list.

Just stop doing business with Amazon.

Why do people complain about options?

eh.  So plan around that, and adjust as it improves.

Why the hell are you going INTO Wal Mart in the first place? Their online presence is superb, as is their FREE service that pulls your order and puts it in your car for you.

assisted by other drivers who alert them to the presence of “smokeys” (most prominently Jackie Gleason as a loudly belligerent Texas sheriff who follows the Bandit all the way to Georgia)

Plenty good for the Herb numbnuts at Jalopnik who are otherwise unemployable

Anyone who says that--even on Jalopnik--is wrong.  Get going, gently, after maybe 30 seconds in cold weather, sooner in warm weather.  That’s the best way to treat your (properly maintained, specified oil changes, good oil) engine.

Anyone who says that--even on Jalopnik--is wrong.  Get going, gently, after maybe 30 seconds in cold weather, sooner…

I love living rent free in that head of yours, while you get all annoyed at silly jokes.  Your inferiority complex sits on your shoulder for all to see, like a giant zit.

Agreed that Costco is a Top Tier brand. In addition, they have their own high quality additive package that they add ON SITE at each station—that’s unique in the industry. Everyone else has an additive package added at the terminal, and you end up losing track of who gets what all too easily. Costco remains in…

Agreed that Costco is a Top Tier brand. In addition, they have their own high quality additive package that they add…

It is not necessarily so that “high octane fuel will typically have more detergents”. Back in the day, that was a good generalization. But then detergent standards came along and squashed that. For low end sellers—indies, grocery stores, etc—they have to have a specified minimum of detergents in the fuel, and to add…

It is not necessarily so that “high octane fuel will typically have more detergents”. Back in the day, that was a…

so....once you go black you’ll never go back?

Face it:  It was an old gag that you took personally, because apparently you have zero sense of humor.

Please stop using the term “premium” fuel. It means exactly nothing, and perpetuates the fuel marketing machine that wants you to think “if we call it premium and charge more for it, you know it must be better, right?”

Please stop using the term “premium” fuel. It means exactly nothing, and perpetuates the fuel marketing machine that…

In my house, in winter, that stick of butter left out is NOT spreadable.

I’m stunned at how personally you took that old gag. Did some American piss in your Wheaties or what?

Did somebody say dealership experience?