Welcome to the real world, Jezebel.

The owner clearly think it’ll get him laid.

clearly you grew up with a mommie that taught you that no matter what you do, you are special and are to be rewarded with a trophy.

That car is the jalop version of the Florida prom queen after ten years on meth.

Really? Really?

no, this is just too much bullshit. This is Jezebel fodder. Stick to cars.

Musk needs to send him a Powerwall.

Keep in mind, they may simply be using off the shelf parts to cobble together a runner they can test.

Did somebody put a bicycle pump into the top of an FR-S?

So what does that make a blog that references Radar Online?

“revered by millions across the globe”???

What people are saying now is that there is no known link, and to assume there was would be premature, and possibly have significant consequences.

“prosecute as a terrorist”???

Jalopnik got a promotion?

Lying about what?

you should have walked in with a check written and signed for the car you expected to see. Hold it in your hand as you talk to the general manager about why you’re there, and why you’re walking out still holding the check.

You wanna know what second prize is?

Aw, the old Gawker fallback: “WELL IT’S TRUE!!!!! AND WE’RE JOURNALISTS, THE LAST DEFENDERS OF TRUTH!!!!!”

You can’t ruin what’s already garbage.

This. So much this. It was the first thing I thought of.