jalop1991
jalop1991
jalop1991

Looks like you found the answer to this:

so, you define your world as an antagonistic “iOS users vs Android users, only one shall win, the other must be destroyed!”?

yeah, but that Tru-Coat...

I want to be clear here: talking shit about people is a human right

“OK, Mr. Customer, we’re going to prevent your phone from exploding while it’s charging. Now, step 1: plug your phone in to charge...”

Your only response to something factual is to invent feelings and assign them to me?

let’s see, there’s 8.3 beers in a metric six pack...

ever watch Aliens?

not to be confused with Neil Armstrong, who flew the Flying Bedstead, ejected with about three-quarters of a second to spare, parachuted through the smoke of the wreckage, then went back to the office and continued working a normal day.

How I long for the day when folks actually used “bricked” to mean “turned into a brick”—which is NOT repairable under any circumstance.

Samsung be smilin’ right about now.

According to the majority of pickup truck owners, towing a large boat along with the camping trailer is a twice weekly occurrence for everyone of driving age.

you mean a full tank of diesel.

You can drive that for the price of a Camry.

The only question is, will it air on E!, Lifetime, or OWN?

Then why aren’t these millenial whiners bitching about their employers killing gawker.com???

As long as it’s true that you posted it, yes. Truth will out!

I will forever know these Gawker writers as the group who claimed that AJ Daulerio came under “frivolous legal attack”.

yeah, that’ll be the day they quit being wage earners and go out and publish their own stuff under their own business.