so, ABC is that hot chick that you can’t stay away from despite the fact that you know, you KNOW, she’s batshit crazy beyond belief. And yet you still go back and say to yourself, “maybe it’s not that bad...”

Measure twice and say fuck it. Safety third.

but the point is that the letter convinced her to call them. And she is not a stupid person.

Now, if you made that bluetooth drill such that anyone on your crew within 33 feet could fuck with you...you’d give that to the new guy and watch the fun.

You don’t remember when digital watches—LCD—first came out. They were the bluetooth of their time. When someone decided to make a cheap ballpoint pen with a small digital clock on the end, it became a cultural meme of the time.

#not_Rio2016

I think this year it’s “go for the yellow” or “go for the brown”.

Nobody is getting sued over a hashtag. That’s not enforceable. That would be like saying “nobody is allowed to print the word ‘stop’ in a magazine article”. It’s nonsense. That’s not how trademarks work.

Time for a new Larry the Cable Guy saying: take the browns to the five-ring bowl.

OK, so this is easy: Honda immediately installs, in every NSX, a message to Porsche.

Huh. I thought that picture at the top WAS Bernie’s mother-in-law.

I might add that military aircrews are HIGHLY trained, CONSTANTLY, while the average American driver finds it a nuisance even to know how his car works—let alone how to drive in traffic.

What window?

Pokemom?

all of those delicious torques

Over the past few years Fiat Chrysler has posted record new car sales figures every month, but lately all signs point to thousands of those sales being faked.

Believe it or not, for a long time there has been a group of authors who think that libraries should be outlawed. For example:

Wrong again.