Let’s get this to 666 stars ASAP.

Calm down there, Satan.

Let’s just address the elephant in the room here: those trikes.

Last week, the question was “what would you do with your Powerball winnings?” I’d like to change my answer.

I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want. If you are looking for a snow brush, I can tell you WalMart may have one. What I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a lifetime of New England winters. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you brush your car…

What do you do when your Aston breaks down and you don’t get a loaner from the dealership?

For a car for people who don’t care about cars, I’ll say:

“Here’s the fastest way to defrost your car windows according to Russian science.”

When in doubt, pull it out.

This is how I actually feel about this.

Oh boy, a late Christmas present from the big man himself!

That was a lot of swearing for just a short comment about chicken nuggets.

Poor quality, but not in Portrait?

Strategy 2025? Is VW stealing Honda’s NSX project name?

I wouldn’t mind an Expedition with her! I should perhaps Explorer first though.

It may be trashy, but I’d raider.

I feel like creating a second account just to give you more stars.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

I used to think that the G35 looked awesome, but I feel in the last 3 years the front end is really starting to show its age, mainly due to the headlights. I think that the G37 looks way better. Alternatively with the Z cars, I think that 370Z is so overstyled and too tuner for me.