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Sales have skyrocketed on Doug’s new book by 1000% he’s officially sold 11 books! Congratulations Doug, you’ve made it! But seriously, great book. I’m still waiting for mine to be delivered.

Legos are like breasts. They’re meant for the kids, but it’s mostly grown men playing with them. :)

That's fine, I like it enough for both of us.

You just have to go to the ones near all the rich people. It’s not uncommon to see cars of this caliber at Katie’s C&C and (formerly) C&C Irvine.

Joooolene, don’t take mah... er... gal.

Just borrowing your post to add my me-too dittoization. That was a brilliant read. Thumbs up for more iconoclastic weirdness aka individuality.

Best read on Jalopnik in some time. Hoping to see more from you soon!

Why I Fuck Up My Cars

“The tint is illegal,” he told me, “but I’ve never gotten pulled over for it.”

I’ve never been a huge Ferrari fanboy but that top gif gets me right in the giblets.

288 GTOOOOoooooooyeahthatsitrighttherethatsthespotooooojustlikethaaaaaaaaaat...

I want a 300ZX so, so badly.

This happened to me today - but without emojii...

Kia and Hyundai need new badges so badly.

Translation:

Wherever it takes you, man.

This is ridiculous. This mother should NOT be doing this in public but rather in private. And cover up under some kelp or something /s