Monkey see, monkey do.

Well, my wife was exaggerating when she said she's seen me up close, but this yeah, this big.

Look, Joe, poor people.

No matter how many times I read these stories, they're always funny!

The adage of "you get what you pay for" could not hold more true than for whatever cheap vacuum I'm using. Hoover, I think? I bought it in 2004 for $60 and it still works. Still cleaning like the first day I bought it. Never had a second of trouble with it. It's truly one of the purchases that you barely think about…

The adage of "you get what you pay for" could not hold more true than for the Dyson Vacuum. I bought the DC19 in 2007 for the sale price of $260 and it is still paying off in dividends today. Still cleaning like the first day I bought it. Never had a second of trouble with it. It's truly one of the purchases that…

But can it do this?

Gives new credence to the phrase, "open mouth, insert foot."

Well you sure as hell wouldn't want sloweners, would you?

I can't help but think of Big Mouth Billy Bass.

Ok...sort-of, not really. But I couldn't resist.

Yup.

Yep, I upgraded my iPhone app and BAM. 50GB. Thanks!

Quasimodo ?

The trash guy was like this...

Like a BOSS!

"Not impressed."

Rob Ford